Softcover Budget Edition. Perfect book to read during funerals, a briss, or boring long-winded political speeches. Read the sexy parts with a lover or win back an ex-lover. Not recommended for the blind, they can't read the smooth pages, get the braille edition for god's sake, sheesh. True story, once in Trump Tower I was in a toilet stall and a foot stretched across from the adjacent stall, nudging my foot, the socks had embroidered on them the initials, "DJT" with patterns of little Klansmen, then a petite orange hand waved a "come hither" gesture under the wall. I stomped the foot with all my might and heard a shrill scream. Later, the at the time, orange, odd--hairstyled creepy presidential candidate was seen limping down the hall. You connect the dots, anyhoo, the story follows,
Sexy, handsome young attorney Dante Martino is having problems in the romance department when he gets a fateful call from his sister that his brother has died suddenly in embarrassing circumstances. He races to a family reunion across the country where he is needed to give his sibling’s eulogy. After some girl trouble, meeting a mysterious and lovely young woman and wild sexting and craziness on the trip, he arrives somehow in one piece. Once there, he encounters all the dysfunction of his youth and makes it one mess of a eulogy. Suddenly after his arrival, his relatives are dropping dead like flies and he is a person of interest in their deaths, while the family business is close to financial disaster due to insider criminal activity. Can handsome Dante, his winsome twin sister, Rhonda, and her sexy flaxen sweetheart, Carol, stop the criminals who are robbing the family fortune? And can they solve the mysteries of who is behind it all? Dante is wanted by a bevy of sexy women and also by the law and a shadowy criminal Mr. Black. He’s a victim of circumstances; sexting accidents; angry, jealous lovers; and strong libidos. He is also mired in a love triangle. Plus to complicate matters, he has met three women that may be the one. To top it all, he may be an heir to a share of over $100 million—and just where are those missing diamonds worth as much as $60 million hiding? This book is a very steamy, sexy, dark adult comedy with suspense, larceny, cheating, criminal behavior, murder, and sexy naughtiness. 630 pages of spine and other body parts tingling thrills!
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